Sunday, August 4, 2013

Transportation in Phuket, Thailand – The Taxi and Tuk Tuk Mafia (And Some Decent Taxi Driver Recommendations)

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Taxis: Phuket is notorious for them. Not only is there a seemingly inexhaustible supply of them trying to flag you down every five steps (except when you actually need a ride, then god help you, you will never find a taxi), there is an entire “Taxi Mafia” thing going on in Phuket. Prices are outrageous and unless you want to drive a car (don’t) or a motorbike (please don’t) they pretty much have a captive audience of tourists on the island since there is no appreciable mode of public transportation (though, allegedly, there will be a bus system in place at some point).

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Hotel Review: The Furama, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia - Credit Card Fraud and Poor Customer Service Skills

Hotel: The Furama
Location: Bukit Bintang, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Alleged Star Rating: 4 Stars
Decided Star Rating: 2-3 to be generous, but I'd take a hostel over this on principle
Cost: About $65 CAD per night on 55% discount through www.Agoda.com, for a ten day stay
Disabilities Access Rating: Strong
Vegetarian Suitability: Moderate
Food Quality: Leaves something to be desired
Cleanliness: Moderate--could have been worse
Location: Very close to Bukit Bintang Times Square Mall
Sleep Quality: Not much sound-proofing, but not busy enough to be a problem
Service: Don't even get me started.
Conclusions: Don't even bother.

Details...

Seven Great Things I found in Thai Convenience Stores

7) Oishi Tea
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I swear I don't love this stuff JUST because it has One Piece characters on the front. It's also weirdly addictive. Don't try the Nami variety--it tastes like dirty liquorice. I bought a pack of that, and it's definitely staying with the apartment for the next poor fool who rents it.

6) Pandan cakes.
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It tastes like grass. It is also delicious. No, I can't explain in words how those two statements manage to both be true. It's worth the taste, though--Pandan is weird but good. It's like a green, grassy twinkie.

5) Cooling Powder
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Okay, so I grew up in Alberta, land of unpredictable winds, cows, and perpetual cool weather. The hottest day ever recorded in my hometown a) happened in 1919, and b) was the temperature of a really average day in Phuket. So my ability to survive the heat was forged in the crucible of a tropical paradise, and frankly, that's a difficult thing to survive.

My favourite discovery for beating the heat (and not looking like something the cat dragged in as soon as I stepped outside) is cooling powder! Magic dust, this stuff. Essentially talc (baby powder) mixed with something that makes your skin feel like it's being licked by a minty-fresh polar bear when it comes in contact with moisture.

So basically, you sweat, the baby power absorbs it, and you get to feel amazingly cool. Magic powder!

Thailand has a billion varieties of this stuff, all of which are sold in your friendly neighbourhood convenience store. Sure it probably exists in Canada, but it's one of those things that I definitely didn't need there!

4) Instant Noodles
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Thailand has amazing noodles. All you need to make them is hot water, and they taste like...amazing.

Yeah. Tom Yum soup is freaking delicious--it's the one with the shrimps on the front. Yeah, all of them. It's a popular flavour. Fair warning, Thailand does not skimp of the spicy--it's 50-50 on whether you're going to get a hot soup or a nuclear wasteland in your mouth. I like the excitement of finding out, myself.

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It's like Russian Roulette with your tongue!

3) Meiji Milk
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Of all the milk I've had in my life, this is the best. It's sweet, creamy deliciousness, far better than anything I've tasted in North America. It's like cow nectar, a lactose-filled ambrosia. I don't know what kinds of cows Japan has, but Canada should seriously look into that and import some of them in, because clearly we are failing on the delicious milk front.

2) This Pancake Thing. (Dorayaki)
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I have no idea what it's called, but it's delicious! It's two pancakes made into a sandwich around an almond custard-cream. It's amazing, and insanely hard to find. Buy as many as you can and sit in your room eating them in the dark--I promise that it'll be a better evening than whatever else you had planned.

We found a cookie and cream variety once! That...was a really good day. One of the best, if I'm going to be totally honest.

1) Thai Energy Drinks
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So I discovered these last week, or there about. The passage of time is kind of a relative thing under the influence of these, and/or depending on the speed of the Tuk Tuk. There's TONS of varieties, and they're all basically sugar syrup laced with...caffeine? Ginseng? I don't know. Super tasty, though.
They're great! Mix them with coke and rum/vodka for a great mixed drink that'll have you climbing the walls until tomorrow morning, or drink it straight for a non-jittery alertness that might give you heart palpitations! Lol. I'm joking, probably. There's a warning label, but it's in Thai, so who's to say what it's warning us of? Maybe mutant piranhas are addicted to the stuff and you have to be prepared to defend your stash--there's no way to tell.

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These retail for ten baht, or thirty-three cents, so you can have three for a dollar! I've lost count of how many I've had! Many dollars worth, though. Lucky, a sugar connoisseur of the highest order, says these are like sugar comas in a bottle. She loves them. There's a lot to love here in Thailand!

~Geogirl

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Friday, May 17, 2013

May 17th, 2013 - Berjaya Times Square Mall

We woke up early and hungry on this, the first official day of our trip/visa-run to Malaysia! Nothing much was open, so we wandered across to the massive Berjaya Times Square located directly north of the Furama. A more complicated endeavor than you might imagine—first, it was pouring cats and dogs outside, so we had to ask the concierge if we could borrow an umbrella. A 30 ringgit deposit (about ten bucks CAD), and we were off to the races!

Crossing the street is easier in Kuala Lumpur than it is in Thailand because 90% of the streets seem to be one-way, separated by dividers. You only have to check in one direction before crossing! Do make sure it is the right direction, though. The drivers are very much not expecting pedestrians. They park on both sides of the one-way street, leaving it all rather choked up—traffic is pretty terrible.


Thursday, May 9, 2013

Sunday, May 5, 2013

May 5th, 2013 - Thai Massages at Panwa Beach

I am a delicate flower. I know this now. Many a person has said it before due to my slight frame and quiet disposition and I scoffed and waved my hand dismissively at them, but no, really, I am a delicate flower. Few things have made this more apparent to me than getting a Thai oil massage on the beach today. Ow. Now, I don’t think these things are supposed to actually hurt, but I was in worse shape when I got off the table than I was before I got on. It is therefore my conclusion that I was doing it wrong. Hence the whole delicate flower thing.

Friday, April 26, 2013

April 26th, 2013 - Makham Bay and Dilapidated Buildings

Ever heard of Makham Bay? Neither had I. And there’s a reason for that. Geo and I took a nice little walk in that direction, only about 1.4 km, because we’ve seen the signs at the sides of the road and figured, hey, why not? It appears to be nothing more than a fishing port of some kind (or a docking port? Is that a thing? Regardless, there was a little pier and a couple of boats), sort of off to the side and a bit of a trek over roads not-frequently traveled.

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Saturday, April 20, 2013

Monday, April 8, 2013

April 8th, 2013 - Klong-Mu-Dong Views Point

After taking the shuttle bus to Panwa Beach and stopping at The Beach Bar for some of their killer papaya salads, we finally decided to take the trek up to Klong-Mu-Dong Views Point. It was not as much of a hike as we’d anticipated. Here we’d been avoiding it, thinking it was like three kilometers past the beach or something, but it turns out it isn’t far at all.

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Thursday, April 4, 2013

April 4th, 2013 - Sunrise

Today we have another random Sunrise in Panwa picture for the blog!


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Yes, you read that correctly, I was (briefly but not regrettably) awake to witness a sunrise. Wonders never cease here in Phuket.

- LuckyStar

Thursday, March 28, 2013

March 28th, 2013 - The Sea Cucumber

Topping today’s list of strange creatures: The Sea Cucumber.

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We ran across this little guy during low tide at Ao Yon beach. By little, of course, I mean disconcertingly large. Bigger than my hand, smaller than a breadbox—you get the drift. It didn’t do much…mind you, it was trapped in a puddle so I can hardly judge (I’ve done less in a day without being trapped in a puddle, so I think we can give it the benefit of the doubt here).

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We are fairly certain after having poked it with a stick (humanely and with the utmost care for the Sea Cucumber’s physical and psychological wellbeing) that this is the bottom of the Sea Cucumber.

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Geogirl and I stared at it for a while. It may or may not have stared back, we couldn’t really figure out which end was which. Regardless, we thought it necessary to share these pictures so that you, too, can experience the nightmare/really weird dream-fuel that is a Sea Cucumber.

- LuckyStar

Monday, March 25, 2013

March 25th, 2013 - Storm at Panwa Beach

We took another trip to Panwa Beach today. It was sprinkling a bit when we left, but by the time we reached the beach it was pouring rain. Not pouring rain like it does in Canada, either. This was a torrential downpour. Even our love of rain couldn’t stop us from seeking shelter after a few minutes of getting pelted by it. We waited out the storm in On the Beach, a restaurant at Panwa Beach, and enjoyed some papaya salad and drinks while watching the sea churn in the distance. The Big Buddha and all the lights and hills across the water were almost completely invisible through the storm. It was much more fun to watch from inside, but the ocean during a storm is a beautiful thing to see.
A picture can’t do this storm justice, but trust us, it was staggeringly powerful.
A picture can’t do this storm justice, but trust us, it was staggeringly powerful.


Wednesday, March 13, 2013

March 13th, 2013 - The Wasp Saga Continues

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Our landlord stopped by today to deal with the Wasp Problem for us. Now, I don’t have a ton of experience with exterminating insects, but my granddad (hi grandpa!) has a pretty practical way of getting rid of wasp nests. It involves some very sneaky ninja work, where you take a plastic bag and go out at night when the wasps are asleep (or so you hope) and you knock the nest into the bag and tie it up before they catch on to your devious little ploy and stage a counterattack.



Monday, March 11, 2013

March 11th, 2013 - Land of the Lost Flip-Flops

Have you ever wondered what happened to that flip-flop you lost years ago to the cruel and crafty designs of the ocean? Well, we found it!

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Like socks taken as sacrifice by the dryer gods, lost items all have to end up somewhere. Turns out that Ao Yon beach is the Land of the Lost Flip-Flops. We’ve passed by this particular palm tree dozens of times and only today noticed that it is covered in flip-flops.  From the bottom of the trunk to the very top, dozens upon dozens of mateless flip-flops that have washed up on shore have been nailed to the tree. It’s quite a sight. I kind of love this place.

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- LuckyStar

Friday, March 8, 2013

March 8th, 2013 - Pancakes at Panwa Beach

We took advantage of the shuttle bus today to visit Ao Yon Beach, which cuts a considerable distance off of the trip to Panwa Beach. Under normal (walking) circumstances, it’s about 3 km, so you can imagine how thrilled we were to avoid that. And because Panwa Beach is so gorgeous, here’s another picture:


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Thursday, March 7, 2013

March 7th, 2013 - The Free Shuttle Bus

You’ll never guess what our hotel offers: free shuttle bus service.

Yet another example of my unparalleled talent at finding the most difficult possible way of doing something, only to find out much later that there was a simpler solution right in front of me all along.

That’s right, we’ve been walking all this time when there was a shuttle bus right there. In fact, I think we even stepped around the bus a few times on our way out, so intent were we on completing the 3 km roundtrip walk to Ao Yon Beach, or the 4.6 km walk to Cape Panwa Village. Yep, I sure earned that university degree; it serves me well.

Regardless, we were quite thrilled to discover this. The bus comes every two hours and drops people off at Ao Yon Junior Beach (meaning that it is a far shorter walk from there to Secret Cove) and to Panwa Bay Village, where we went for dinner tonight. We stopped at Live India for the second time and had some absurdly delicious masala kofka, mixed vegetable korma, and bombai aloo.

And then we walked home. Because that’s what sandy-feet do. They walk. Even when they don’t have to.

- LuckyStar

Monday, March 4, 2013

March 4th, 2013 - Panwa Beach

Panwa is just a tiny corner of Phuket, but it has plenty to offer. After having explored the main areas of Panwa (primarily Cape Panwa and the Ao Yon beaches), we’re now pushing out a little further to see what else we can find. It’s a slow process, mind you—we are going to be here a while so we’re trying to draw it out as much as we can—but a worthwhile one.

Today we wandered up the hill, then up a few more hills because wow this place is hilly, past Ao Yon Senior and Ao Yon Junior beaches and all the way up to Panwa Beach. We’re talking a 40 minute walk, at 3.1 km one way, so a good trek but not unreasonable.
Wandering past Ao Yon beach.
Wandering past Ao Yon beach.


Tuesday, February 26, 2013

February 26th, 2013 - Pancakes, Storms, and Possessed Air Conditioners

My pancake addiction is unrelenting. Geogirl and I went to Secret Cove this morning for a delicious pancake breakfast and enjoyed a brief but pleasant walk along the beach—brief, due to the heat.

It was 33oC. I’m used to insane temperature changes at home—sunny one moment, freak snowstorm  the next—and I barely notice most of the time (only enough to complain about it, naturally). But here, three degrees higher than usual seems to make a huge difference. It was positively sweltering today, even though it was overcast. And, of course, we walked the 3 km roundtrip to Ao Yon and back, which includes multiple hills, so by the time we returned home we were both exhausted and in desperate need of air conditioning.


Saturday, February 16, 2013

February 16th, 2013 - Chinese New Year Festival in Phuket Town

It’s the year of the snake, and we’ve just returned from a fantastic evening in Old Phuket Town! Phuket’s Chinese New Year Festival for 2013 is being held from February 15th-17th in conjunction with the 14th Annual Old Phuket Festival. This is all taking place along four main roads: Thalang, Krabi, Dibuk, and Phang Nga. For the first time during our trip so far, pedestrians actually outnumbered vehicles—by a lot. The streets were teeming with people tonight.
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A shot of one of the streets, before the festival had even really started.

On Leaving - Geogirl

The worst things to happen to people in life are not acute but chronic. The things that aren't visible, the stuff that takes place entirely inside yourself. There's no beginning, no point that you can see where it started, but somehow you've reached adulthood having given up on all your dreams. No one tells you straight out that your dreams are impossible, but they don't need to, do they? You get the message loud and clear without ever hearing the words.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Panwa Restaurants - The Captain's Bar and Lounge - 1/5 Stars

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Meeeeeh is the only way to describe this place. Like the Moon House, it's attached to a small hotel/guest house, but it's far more up-market. The Captain's Bar rises above the ground on lovely slate stairs, and enters an open air lounge that has excellent views of the harbour. They seem to play a few Michael Buble CDs on continuous repeat (I think he's really big in Thailand). It's very clean, and is the closest to a North American-type restaurant as we've seen here in Thailand. For one, there's actually a cash register like you'd see in a McDonalds, with a neatly labelled screen of menu items (I think. It was in Thai.)


With all that going for it, you'd think it be a winner, but unfortunately, the Captain's Bar seemed determined to disappoint us.

1) It's only open for breakfast (6 to 9), lunch (12 to 3), and dinner (6 to 12?). Scheduling your meals around that isn't particularly easy.
2) It serves cocktails in what I believe are double shotglasses. Tiny for the 140 baht price tag.
3) The food was the first flavourless thing that either of us had managed to eat in Thailand. Bland and expensive, my pineapple fried rice came with very pretty garnishes and was served inside a hollowed out pineapple, but it had little flavour other than a touch of curry. Lucky Star's Pad Thai seemed to have been cooked without seasoning, leaving it about as flavourful as a sock.

All together, both LuckyStar and I agree that this place is DEFINITELY not worth visiting. It gets a 1 out of 5 on the Regrettable to Edible Scale of Restaurant Judging.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Panwa Restaurants - Ship Inn Bar and Restaurant - 2/5 Stars

It's a good restaurant, but the Secret Cove is literally right next door. The Secret Cove has a more extensive menu, better service, cheaper prices and more comfortable seating. The chairs at the Ship Inn don't allow you to slide your legs under the table with any comfort, which gets annoying very fast. The service was decent, but again, Secret Cove was better. And finally, the food also left me wishing we'd just gone to the Secret Cove instead.

Over all, not a bad place, but due to its location (right next to a better and cheaper restaurant), I doubt we'll ever go back.

We give this restaurant a 2 on the Regrettable to Edible Scale of Restaurant Judging.

February 12th, 2013 - Ship Inn, Snails & Hermit Crabs

We had dinner at the Ship Inn Bar & Restaurant tonight, which is adjacent to the Secret Cove. It didn’t win us over the way Secret Cove has, but the food was good and it has the same view. The tide was very low when we went out—so low that we could walk far out along the sandbars.
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Ao Yon at low tide
It was along these sandbars that we found entire little ecosystems thriving in the sand. There were thousands of shells, most of them tiny, and most of them very much inhabited. This was pretty thrilling to us—not something I’ve had the chance to experience in Canada before, and never to this degree in Mexico. We spent the better part of an hour combing through the wet sand, inspecting all of the snails and hermit crabs. I took a ridiculous amount of pictures, but I’ll show some self-restraint and only post a few here:

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- LuckyStar

Friday, February 8, 2013

Panwa Restaurants - The Moon House - 4/5 Stars

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This little place is attached a small hotel, and is right off the main road on Panwa Cape.

Downsides--the traffic is very loud. Our first visit was somewhat unimpressive, but subsequent visits have cemented this restaurant as one of our favorites. They have very friendly service, and quite good food.




I don't recommend the banana and ice cream milkshakes at all--they used some kind of ice cream that tasted like nothing so much as an abomination when mixed with banana, and over all? Big no on the milkshakes.

On the other hand, my fried rice was pretty damn tasty (though not as good as the fried rice I ate on Karon Beach, which should be recorded in history as the finest fried rice ever made), and LuckyStar's pad thai was excellent. We're becoming major connoisseurs of fried rice and pad thai, but hey. We like what we like!

In addition, I heartily recommend their Papaya Salad as one of the best tasting things I've ever eaten, and Luckystar has a strange love affair going on with their veggie burger.

The Moon House gets a 4 out of 5 on the Regrettable to Edible Scale of Restaurant Judging.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

February 6th, 2013 - Violently Stupid Wasps

A Bee. Or Possibly a Wasp.
A Wasp. Or Possibly a Bee.
There is a nest of wasps lurking beneath our balcony. They might be bees. Hard to say. What we do know for sure is that these wasps are violently stupid. Both Geo and myself have been stung now, and neither of us are happy about it. She was stung on the wrist and had to dig out the stinger. I had a wasp fall down the back of my shirt. Yeah. You can imagine how entertaining I found that.

The thing is, I was just sitting there, minding my own business, totally willing to peacefully coexist with this wasp. Out of nowhere, he suddenly notices me (thirty minutes into flying aimlessly around the balcony and knocking into things), and he divebombs me. I don’t even know if it was intentional.

It looked like he’d gotten lost, confused the gas pedal with the brakes, and just flew into me at full speed. At first he bounced off, stumbling around a bit like he was drunk, and then he somehow managed to fall down the back of my shirt, presumably because it seemed like a good idea at the time. It was about five minutes later that I realized this.

Good news: neither of us went into anaphylactic shock! No allergies for us, apparently. This is useful to know.

Better news: the wasps die after stinging you. And I’m not talking about a simple dropping-dead-out-of-the-sky kind of death. Oh no. They land on their backs and start freaking out, whipping around in little circles on the concrete while buzzing very loudly for a solid five minutes, around and around and around. It was quite a production. A touch melodramatic, if you ask me.

Now, when we come out in the mornings, there are little wasp carcasses strewn about all over the balcony, and armies of tiny ants dragging them away in disturbingly large pieces. The wasps seem to be ramming their little wasp bodies into stationary objects, such as the wall or the balcony door, and they do so with so much zeal that it kills them. Hence, the wasps being violently stupid. We don’t understand what’s wrong with them, but at the rate they’re killing themselves off, we may soon no longer have a wasp problem.

- LuckyStar

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

February 5th, 2013 - Ao Yon Beach

Ao Yon Beach (By Secret Cove)
Ao Yon Beach (By Secret Cove)
Geo and I walked to Ao Yon Beach today, intent on exploring the section of beach that lies around the corner from Secret Cove. I’m not sure if it has its own special name, but it’s a lovely spot. There seem to be frequent weddings (or wedding photoshoots, at least) taking place in this particular area, no doubt due to the scenery.